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• hortly after Lister has been turned into a chicken) Ca
  The question is: Can we turn him back again? Rimme...
• Cat: Is that what I think it is? Lister: What d'you think it is?
  Cat: An orange whirly thing in space! -- Red Dwarf - 'Backwards'...
• I'm not a god, I was misquoted. -- Lister, Red Dwarf
• Why would a haddock kill itself? Why am I even asking that question?
  - Lister, when they discover the suicides in -- Red Dwarf 'Back to Reality'...
• Lister: We used to be your shipmates. Rimmer: Only .
  .. we've forgotten you. Lister: Yeah. Rimmer: [to Cat] Well, I don't know about you, but I'm convinced....
• Lister: No way are these my boxer shorts -- these bend! -- Red Dwarf - 'Kryten'
• Lister: Why do we never meet anyone nice? Cat: Why is it we never meet anyone who can shoot straight?
  -- Red Dwarf - 'Quarantine'...
• (asserting that is isn't drunk) Lister: I am not pished. -- Red Dwarf - 'White Hole'
• Lister: Ah, the Pop-Up Karma Sutra, Zero-Gravity Edition! That's mine. -- Red Dwarf - 'Me^2'