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Ooh I Was Ugly, So Ugly That When I Was Born The Doctor Told My Mother "I Did All I Could But He Pulled Through Anyway".
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Ooh I was ugly, so ugly that when I was born the Doctor told my mother
"I did all I could but he pulled through anyway".
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