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If You're A Boxing Referee, It's Probably Illegal To Wear A Bow Tie That Spins Or Changes Colors.
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If you're a boxing referee, it's probably illegal to wear a bow tie that spins
or changes colors.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
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I think the monkeys at the zoo should have to wear sunglasses so they can't hypnotize you.
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If you wear a toupee, why not let your friends try it on for a while?
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If you're in a boxing match, try not to let the other guy's glove touch your lips, because you don't know where that glove has been.
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If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind people and pinching them is probably a joke that gets old real fast.
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Too bad there's not such a thing as a GOLDEN skunk, because you'd probably be PROUD to be sprayed by one.
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When you first start wearing a turban, probably the most common mistake is wrapping it too tight.
You have to allow the head to breathe. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
If you ever teach a yodeling class, probably the hardest thing is to keep the students from just trying to yodel right off.
You see, we BUILD to that. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
If you go flying back through time, and you see somebody else flying forward into the future, it's probably best to avoid eye contact.
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