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• Homer: You remember the rules from last year? Ba
  Yeah, shut my mouth and let your boss win. -- "There's No Disgrace Like Home...
• D'oh! -- Homer, "There's No Disgrace Like Home
• At a bargain sale, the only suit or dress that you like best and that fits is the one not on sale.
• Homer: Now, remember! As far as anyone knows, we're a nice, normal family.
  Lisa: Hey Bart! Last one in the fountain's a rotten egg!...
• I should explain that I was wearing a black velvet cape that was supposed to make me look like the dashing, romantic Zorro but which actually made me look like a gigantic bat wearing glasses .
  .. -- Dave Barry, The Wet Zorro Suit and Other Turning Points in l'Amou...
• I should explain that I was wearing a black velvet cape that was supposed to make me look like the dashing, romantic Zorro but which actually made me look like a gigantic bat wearing glasses .
• Bart: Whoa! Look at this place, what a dump! Home
  It's worst than you think, heh heh heh. I just trampled this poor sap's flower bed....
• Remember when gay was the opposite of sad rather than straight?