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Throw Away That Vibrator Device That Is Supposed To Take Fat Off Your Thighs.
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Throw away that vibrator device that is supposed to take fat off
your thighs. Admit it, the thing never worked, did it?
-- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid.
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Throw away that useless lump of pumice that never could remove the slightest bit of dead skin from the tiniest bunion.
-- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid....
Throw out your Walkman. Face it, you only ever used the thing when you went jogging, didn't you?
-- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid....
Sell your mountain-side chalet. You never used it much anyway.
-- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid....
Never fret about losing a single sock in the wash again.
-- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid....
Don't worry about ladders in your stockings. -- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid.
Act like a cartoon character. Most of your companions will be.
-- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid....
Buy your chiropodist a farewell present. -- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid.
Donate your shoe collection to Imelda Marcos. -- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid.
See a psychiatrist about your hydrophobia. -- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid.