Throw Away That Useless Lump Of Pumice That Never Could Remove The Slightest Bit Of Dead Skin From The Tiniest Bunion.

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Throw away that useless lump of pumice that never could remove the
slightest bit of dead skin from the tiniest bunion.
-- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid.

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