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• At social gatherings, I would amuse everyone by standing uponst the coffee table and striking meself repeatedly upon the head with a brick.
  -- H.R. Gumby...
• I have a decaffeinated coffee table. You'd never know it to look at it.
• I brake for brick walls.
• Homer: {Twenty-one? Do that card counting thing again.
  Come on: do it again.} Raymond: {Definitely have to leave the table....
• gumby /guhm'bee/ n. [from a class of Monty Python characters, poss.
  with some influence from the 1960s claymation character] 1....
• My head is sore, and there's a hole in the brick wall!
• (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (H)old Requiem Mass?
• Yesterday I bought a decaffeinated coffee table. And you can tell by looking at it.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• Oh would I were dead now, Or up in my bed now, To cover my head now, And have a good cry!
  -- Thomas Hood (1798-1845) -- A Table of Errata...