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  When they do a jump in a car, they calculate everything...
• Fry: Lucy Liu-bot, if I don't survive the corn, I want you to know that I love you as much as a man can love a computerized image of a gorgeous celebrity, which it turns out is a lot.
• Leela: That aerosal head spray makes your antenna smell nice.
  .. Bender: Thank you. Leela: ...but it's doing long-term damage to the planet....
• Have you heard about the man who didn't pay for his exorcism? He got re-possessed!
• Q: Have you heard about the man who didn't pay for his exorcism? A: He got re-possessed!
• Jackie: It's been great spending time with my family again.
  I guess the next time I see you won't be until Thanksgiving....
• Marge: Homie, maybe we should go inside. Homer: But, Marge, that little guy hasn't done anything yet.
  Look at him. [the man in white suit stands still amidst the fight] He's going to do something and you know it's going to be good....
• Bender: A woman like that you gotta romance first!
• Bender: He's gay. Leela: How do you know? Bender: I have this thing called gaydar.