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• Aw, poor baby, chipped a fang." -Leela "Hey, I got a busted ass here!
  I don't see anyone kissing it." -Bender "All right, I'm coming." -Zoidberg...
• Bender: He's gay. Leela: How do you know? Bender: I have this thing called gaydar.
• Leela: Bender, maybe you can interface with the Femputer and reprogram it to let them go.
  Bender: Maybe you can interface with my ass... by biting it....
• Leela: That aerosal head spray makes your antenna smell nice.
  .. Bender: Thank you. Leela: ...but it's doing long-term damage to the planet....
• Bender: Pardon me, brother. Care to donate to the anti-mugging you fund?
  Leela: We don't need to beg, Bender. For God's sake, we're not veterans....
• Leela: Bender, why are you spending so much time in the bathroom? Are you jacking on in there?
• Leela: Ah, maybe they're right, maybe Nibbler is dumb.
  Fry: Don't listen to them, Leela. People said I was dumb but I proved them!...
• Homer: I think I won, Mr. Burns. Burns: Yes. [hauntingly] You won, all right.
  You won more than you bargained for. Homer: Woo-hoo! -- "Mountain of Madne...
• Bender: "Aw, I think I got whiplash." Leela: "You can't have whiplash, you don't have a neck.
  Bender: "I meant ass whiplash....