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• Kryten: We could go to Dallas in November, 1963, stand on the grassy knoll and shout Duck!
  ... I'm sorry; I must have bypassed my Good Taste Chip. -- Red Dwarf - 'Timeslides'...
• Cat: Look at my hands, I had lovely hands. Liste
  Well wear the smegging gloves. Cat: (picking up gloves) Marigold with blue?...
• exiting a closet) Cat: He won't find that one -- not until he changes his boots.
  (sees Lister, hides his face) Did you see him clearly?...
• Rimmer: You're totally egocentric, you flee at the first sign of trouble, you always look out for Number One, you're vain, you're narcissistic and you're self-obsessed.
  Cat: Hey, you just listed all my best features! -- Red Dwarf 'White Hole'...
• Kryten: You are a sick, sick person! If mechanoids could barf, I'd be on to my fifth bag by now.
  -- Red Dwarf - 'Inquisitor'...
• Cat: My god! His head burst! -- Red Dwarf - 'Justice'
• Cat: This sounds like a twelve-change-of-underwear trip! -- Red Dwarf - 'Terrorform'
• Kryten: Pub: ah, yes, a meeting place where people attempt to reach advanced states of mental incompetence by the repeated consumption of fermented vegetable drinks.
  -- Red Dwarf - 'Timeslides'...
• Rimmer: Kryten, unpack Rachel and get out the puncture repair kit.
  I'm ALIVE!!!!!...