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• A fisherman from Maine went to Alabama on his vacation.
  He rented a boat, rowed out to the middle of the lake, and cast his line, but when he looked down into the water he was horrified to see a man wrapped in chains lying on the bottom of the lake....
• He held his seat,--a friend to human race.
  -- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- The Iliad of Homer, Book vi, Line 18...
• The world's most avid baseball fan (an Aggie) had arrived at the stadium for the first game of the World Series only to realize he had left his ticket at home.
  Not wanting to miss any of the first inning, he went to the ticket booth and got in a long line for another seat....
• No man can be happy without a friend, nor be sure of his friend until he is unhappy.
  -- Thomas Fulle...
• Never join with your friend when he abuses his horse or his wife, unless the one is about to be sold, and the other to be buried.
  -- Colto...
• You know the romance is not as warm as once it was when he leaves the motor running as he drops off his girl friend after a date.
• Someone told me the delightful story of the crusader who put a chastity belt on his wife and gave the key to his best friend for safekeeping, in case of his death.
  He had ridden only a few miles away when his friend, riding hard, caught up with him, saying "You gave me the wrong key!...
• My friend Larry's in jail now. He got twenty-five years for something he didn't do.
  He didn't run fast enough. -- Damon Waya...
• A friend will refrain from telling you he picked up the same amount of life insurance coverage you did for the half the price and his is non-cancelable.