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  I find his films about as funny as getting an arrow through the neck....
• I want to see how a war is fought, _so_ badly. Well, you've come to the right place, then.
  -- Bob and Edmund : Major Sta...
• Thank you, George, but if you don't mind I'd rather have my tongue beaten wafer-thin by a steak tenderiser and then stapled to the floor with a croquet hoop.
  -- Edmund : Major Sta...
• Is it true that you smoke eight to ten cigars a day?
  That's true. Is it true that you drink five martinis a day?...
• Oh, Edmund, you're so naughty! I try, madam...and then ten minutes later, when I've got my breath back, I try again.
  .. -- Queenie and Edmund : Chai...
• Now it's time to say goodbye. Please get off my property until next year.
  I suggest you don't dawdle, the hounds will be released in ten minutes....
• Grampa: [pours Lisa a cup of coffee] Sugar? Lisa: Yes, ten please.
  Bart: [shaking] Hey Grampa, top me off. Grampa...
• You mustn't do that to me, sir, because that...is a borgeious act of repression, sir.
  .....What? -- Baldrick and Edmund : Major Sta...
• It could precipitate the fastest execution since someone said, 'This Guy Fawkes bloke.
  Do we let him off, or what?' -- Edmund : Major Sta...