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Growing Up, I Was A Little Guy. My Father Enrolled Me In A Local Martial Arts Academy.
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Growing up, I was a little guy. My father enrolled me in a local martial
arts academy. So once a week I got beat up in a more formal setting.
-- Jonathan Katz
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