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Holly: I Am Holly, The Ship's Computer, With An I.Q.
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Holly: I am Holly, the ship's computer, with an I.Q. of 6000 -- the same
I.Q. of 6000 P.E. teachers.
-- Red Dwarf - 'Future Echoes'
Related:
Holly: I was in love once -- a Sinclair ZX-81. People said, No, Holly, she's not for you.
She was cheap, she was stupid and she wouldn't load -- well, not for me, anyway....
Holly: We are talking Jape of the Decade. We are talking April, May, June, July, and August, fool.
Yes, that's right -- I am Queeg. Rimmer, Lister, Cat: WHAT?!!!!!! -- Red Dwarf - 'Queeg'...
Holly trying to help Lister recable the damaged Hollogram suite] Liste
'Shouldn't this cable go somewhere?' Holly: 'Yes, connect it to the blue cable....
My other computer is a Banana 6000!
Ahead groove factor 5! Yeah! -- Holly in Red Dwarf 'Thanks for the Memory'
Holly: Additional: Our biggest enemy is going space crazy through loneliness.
The only thing that helps me maintain my slender grip on reality is the friendship I share with my collection of singing potatoes....
You're as much use as a condom machine at the Vatican. -- Rimmer to Holly in Red Dwarf 'Queeg'
Holly: Emergency. Emergency. There's an emergency going on.
It's still going on. It's still an emergency....
Holly: The phrase 'cargo bay doors' does not appear to be in my lexicon.
-- Red Dwarf - 'Demons and Angels'...