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A conservative is Society's version of a computer virus.
A conservative sees a man drowning fifty feet from shore.
A conservative's generosity is limited to self.
A conservative wears suspenders as well as an outside belt, and also an inside secret belt, for his money.
He is against the Democrats for what they stand for and against the Republicans because the...
A conservative young man has wound up his life before it was unrolled.
We expect old men to be conservative but when a nation's young men are so, its funeral bell has already rung....
A consistent fool minds little hobgoblins.
A CONSULTANT - Any ordinary guy with a briefcase more than 50 miles from home.
-- THE ALL-PURPOSE BUSINESSMAN'S VOCABULARY...
A consultant is a man who knows fifty marvelous ways to make love, but does not know a women to whom these charms may be applied.
A consultant is an ordinary person a long way from home.
A consultant is a person who borrows your watch, tells you what time it is, pockets the watch, and sends you a bill for it.

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