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A consultant is someone who asks their client what time it is, writes the answer in a report and charges the client for the privilege.
A continual dropping in a very rainy day and a contentious woman are alike.
-- Old Testament -- Proverbs xxvii, 15...
A continuing flow of paper is sufficient to continue the flow of paper. -- John M. Dye
A contortionist hailing from Lynch Used to rent out his tool by the inch.
A foot cost a quid -- He could and he did Stretch it to three in a pinch....
A contradiction in terms: >>User Friendly<<
A conversation with you, Baldrick, and somehow, death loses its sting.. -- Edmund : Money
A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make.
-- Response to Debbi Fields' idea of starting Mrs. Fi...
A cook is only as good as his ingredients. Delicious.
-- Riker & Worf, "Time Squared," stardate 42679.2....
A cop asks for your identification, and you hand him your belt-buckle.
A copy of the universe is not what is required of a
one of the damned things is ample. -- Rebecca We...

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