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Act well at the moment, and you have performed a good action to all eternity. -- Lavate
A cucumber doesn't care if you're a virgin. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
A cucumber doesn't have hands when it's desperate. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
A cucumber never suffers from performance anxiety. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
A cucumber never wants to get it on when your nails are wet.
-- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me...
A cucumber will never leave you for another woman. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
A cucumber won't ask, How was it? -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
A cucumber won't care what time of the month it is. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
A cucumber won't leave you for a cheerleader or an ex-nun.
-- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me...
A cucumber won't say "Let's keep trying until we have a boy.
-- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me...

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