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ADA is the COBOL of the 80's.
Ada is the work of an architect, not a computer scientist. -- Jean Icbiah, inventor of Ada, weenie
Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear all about the men she could've married, and she didn't have to hear all about the dishes his mother cooked.
Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething.
-- Mark Twai...
ADAMANT, n. A mineral frequently found beneath a corset.
Soluble in solicitate of gold. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Adam ate the apple, and our teeth still ache.
Adam Had 'em. (On the antiquity of microbes. claimed as the shortest poem.)
Adam met Eve and turned over a new leaf.
Adam's Rib: The original bone of contention.
Adam's sons, conceived all and born in sin. -- Proverb
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