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Acura: Automobile Causes Universal Road Accide
Acura: Awful, Crappy, Unreliable, Rusty Automobile
A cure for bags under the eyes: sleep upside down and the bags will often work through to a less noticeable part of the body.
-- Mary Du...
A curved line is the loveliest distance between two points.
A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant.
Acute Angle - A very attractive early Briton.
A cutpurse of the empire and the rule, That from a shelf the precious diadem stole, And put it in his pocket!
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Hamlet -- Act iii, Sc. 4...
A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing. -- Oscar Wilde
A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. -- H. L. Mencke
A cynic is a person searching for an honest man, with a stolen lantern. -- Edgar A. Shoaff
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