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Adam the goodliest man of men since born His sons, the fairest of her daughters Eve.
-- John Milton (1608-1674) -- Paradise Lost, Book iv, Line 323...
Adam to Eve: "Do you still love me?" Eve to Adam: "Who else?
(Original Joke involves same folks as Original Sin!)...
Adam to Eve -- "I'll wear the plants in this family.
Adam was but human -- this explains it all. He did not want the apple for the apple's sake, he wanted it only because it was forbidden.
-- Mark Twain (1835-1910), "The Tragedy of Pudd'nhead Wilso...
Adam was the only man who, when he said a good thing, knew that nobody had said it before him.
-- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
Adam West is tied to a giant waffle iron! How will he escape?
Ada:: n. A {{Pascal}}-descended language that has been made mandatory for Department of Defense software projects by the Pentagon.
Hackers are nearly unanimous in observing that, technicall...
A Daniel come to judgment! yea, a Daniel! -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), The Merchant of Venice -- Act iv, Sc.
1...
Ada programmers do it by committee.
Ada programmers do it in packages.
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