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A cynic is one who will laugh at anything so long as it isn't funny.
A cynic is only a frustrated optimist.
A cynic is what an idealist calls a realist.
A cynic's work is never done
Ada -- An army-green Mercedes-Benz staff car.
Power steering, power brakes and automatic transmission are all standard....
Ada - A WAC colonel built like an amazon. She is always setting strict rules, but if you follow them, she keeps her temper.
She is quite talkative, always spouting army regulations, and using obscu...
ADAGE, n. Boned wisdom for weak teeth. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
A dagger in the back will cramp any wizard's style!
Ada is PL/I trying to be Smalltalk. -- Codoso diBlini
Ada is the 400-pound gorilla of programming languages.

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