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Addresses are given to us to conceal our whereabouts. -- H. H. Munro ("Saki") (1870-1916)
Addresses are ordered by importance.
Add roughage to human food by shedding in it. -- Cat Rule #8
A deadbolt with a broken cylinder.
A dead comic is at his wit's end...
A dead dog cannot bite.
A deadline has a marvelous ability to concentrate the mind.
A deadline is negative inspiration. Still, it's better than no inspiration at all.
-- Rita Mae Brown -- Starting from Scratch: A Different Kind of Writer's Manual...
A dead lizard is a good thing to turn undead.
A dead man cannot bite. -- Gnaeus Pompeius (Pompey)

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