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A dentist may decree that oil production increase, and a goose may command that the Great Wall leap into the air.
-- New York Times, Jan. 20, 1981...
A dentist's waiting room is a smartly furnished chamber of horrors. -- Shelley Berma
A design is what a designer has when time and money run out.
-- James Poole, chief architect for Disneyland...
A desire not to butt into other people's business is at least eighty percent of all human wisdom.
.. and the other twenty percent isn't very important....
A desk is a wastebasket with drawers.
A desktop Cray for $10? Is it PC compatible?
A developer is someone who wants to build a cabin in the woods.
An environmentalist is someone who just did....
A device selected at random from a group having 99% reliability, will be a member of the 1% group.
Ad for automobile air bags: "Inflation we can live with.
adger: /aj'r/ [UCLA] vt. To make a bonehead move with consequences that could have been foreseen with even slight mental effort.
E.g., "He started removing files and promptly adgered the wh...

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