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ADMINISTRATION, n. An ingenious abstraction in politics, designed to receive the kicks and cuffs due to the premier or president.
A man of straw, proof against bad-egging and dead-catting. -- Ambro...
Admirable, they died at their posts. -- Worf, "Booby Trap", stardate 43205.6
ADMIRAL, n. That part of a war-ship which does the talking while the figure-head does the thinking.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Admiral, there be whales here... -- Scotty
Admiration is a very short-lived passion, that immediately decays upon growing familiar with its object.
-- Joseph Addiso...
Admiration is the daughter of innocence. -- Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
Admiration, n.: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Admit it, man. You're *really* a closet ditto-head, aren't you?
Admit it-- you expected to see a copyright notice here.
Admit it! You have no idea who I am!

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