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Admit nothing, deny everything, and launch counter-accusations.
Admittedly, there are a lot of things that are better than sex, and a lot more that are worse
but there's nothing quite like it......
ADMITTING MISTAKES Women will sometimes admit making a mistake.
The last man who admitted he was wrong was General George Custer....
Admit your mistakes before someone exaggerates them for you.
ADMONITION, n. Gentle reproof, as with a meat-axe.
Friendly warning. Consigned by way of admonition, His soul forever to perdition....
Ad Nauseam: Commercials that make you puke.
A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest.
In the course of their arguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon th...
A doctor can always bury his mistakes... An architect can only advise his client to plant ivy.
-- attributed to Frank Lloyd Wrigh...
A doctor's reputation is made by the number of eminent men who die under his care.
-- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)...
A dog is a dog, a bird is a bird, a cat is a person.

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