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A diplomat thinks twice before saying nothing.
A dirty book is seldom dusty.
A dirty joke: The boy fell into the mud! A dirtier joke
A boy and a girl fell into the mud! A more dirty joke...
A dirty mind is a joy forever. -- Randy Kunkee
A Dirty Mind is a Terrible Thing to Waste.
A dirty mind is, well, a wonderful thing.
A disagreeable task is its own reward.
A disc cannot be read as easily as a filing cabinet.
Unless you have a computer - which has problems reading a filing cabinet....
A disciple of another sect once came to Drescher as he was eating his morning meal.
I would like to give you this personality test", said the outsider,"because I want you to be happy....
A disfiguring car accident will improve your looks.

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