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Adopt me Or I'll KILL YOU (Skitz)
ADORE, v.t. To venerate expectantly. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
A drawing pin is an excited Smartie.
A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.
-- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)...
A dreamer lives for eternity.
A dream itself is but a shadow. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Hamlet -- Act ii, Sc. 2
A dream of a galaxy WITHOUT war.
A dream? Really, Doctor. [ You'll be consulting the entrails of a sheep next.
] -- Brigadier, The Time Monste...
A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to want to take it off you. -- Francoise Saga
A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together. -- James H. Bore
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