Miscellaneous Collections

1) Things will get worse before they get better. 2) Who said they get better?
-- Ehrman's Commentary...
1: Thou shalt not worship other computer systems. 2
Thou shalt not impersonate Liberace or eat watermelon while sitting at the console keyboard....
1. To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
2. The best way to succeed in politics is to find a crowd that's going somewhere and get in front of them....
1) Trucks that overturn on freeways are filled with something sticky.
(2) No cute baby in a carriage is ever a girl when called one....
1] Use lots of global variables. 2] Give them cryptic names such a
X27, a_gcl, or Horace. 3] Put everything in one large ....
1. When in doubt, mumble. 2. When in trouble, delegate.
3. When in charge, ponder. -- Boren's Laws of Bureaucracy...
1. When the need arises, any tool or object closest to you becomes a hammer.
2. No matter how minor the task, you will inevitably end up covered with grease and motor oil....
1. When the polls are in your favor, flaunt them. 2.
When the polls are overwhelmingly unfavorable, (a) ridicule and dismiss them, or (b) stress the volatility of public opinion....
1) When you are served a meal aboard an aircraft, the aircraft will encounter turbulence.
(2) The strength of the turbulence is directly proportional to the temperature of you coffee....