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50% of the high school graduates in this country graduated in the bottom half of their class.
50% of this country's schoolchildren have IQ's below average.
Under our education policy, we can turn that around!...
51% sweetheart, 49% bitch--don't push it.
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5) "Grout" by Stephen King: A shocking and suspenseful tale of horror about a colony of bathroom tile mildew that develops sentience and takes over a sleepy New England town.
5. Hung Mung slapped his buttocks, hopped about, and shook his head, saying "I do not know!
I do not know!" -- HBT; The Book of Gooks, Chap. 1...
5/ If you can make others around you fatter, it is automatic that you become thinner.
-- DIETING RULES & CALORIE COUNTER...
5 out of 6 macho men prefer Russian roulette.
5 schizophrenics agree!

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