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20 scared-out-of-their-gourds 3 or 4-year olds is an example of what I'd like to do to some of you who are really getting on my nerves.
-- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall...
20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
-- One of 21 Thoughts to Get You Through Almost Any Crisi...
2180, U.S. History question: What 20th Century U.S.
President was almost impeached and what office did he later hold?...
21. Never wrestle with a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
-- One of 21 Thoughts to Get You Through Almost Any Crisi...
2+2=5 for moderately large values of two...
2+2=5-ism: Caving in to a target marketing strategy aimed at oneself after holding out for a long period of time.
Oh, all right, I'll buy your stupid cola. Now leave me alone." -- Douglas Coupland...
2400 Baud makes you want to get out and push!!
24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?
25 states allow anyone to buy a gun, strap it on, and walk down the street with no permit of any kind
ome say it's crazy. However, 4 out of 5 US murders are committed in the other half of the cou...
+25 to hit, +30 damage? YOU GO FIRST! -- Famous Last Word

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