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1) When you empty a drawer for his clothes and a shelf for his toiletries, the relationship ends.
(2) When you finally buy pretty stationary to continue the correspondence, he sto...
1) Why are we born? 2) Why do we die? 3) Why do we spend so much of the intervening time wearing digital watches?
-- The three most puzzling questio...
1) Women don't know what they want; they don't like what they have got.
(2) Men know very well what they want; having got it, they begin to lose interest....
1. Work Hard: hard work is the best investment a man can make.
2. Study Hard: Knowledge enables a man to work more intelligently and effectively....
1 W. When shall we three meet again In thunder, lightning, or in rain?
2 W. When the hurlyburly 's done, When the battle 's lost and won....
1) X=Y ; Given 2) X^2=XY
Multiply both sides by X 3) X^2-Y^2=XY-Y^2...
1) You can't win. (2) You can't break even. (3) You can't even quit the game.
1) You can't win; 2) You can't break even; 3) You can't even quit the game.
-- Ginsberg's Theorem...
1) Your share of the market is really lower than you think.
2) Never delay the end of a meeting or the beginning of lunch hour....
2-0 is a cricket score in this sort of football.

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