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A habit of sneering marks the egotist, or the fool, or the knave, or all three. -- Lavate
A habitual slot-machine gambler, also a drunk, staggered into the Automat.
He walked up to the sandwich section and deposited some nickels....
Aha! Brekkers! I could eat fourteen trays of it this morning, and still have room for a dolphin on toast.
-- George : Amy and Amiability...
A hacker does for love what others would not do for money. -- Laura Creighto
A Hacker is any person who derives joy from discovering ways to circumvent limitations.
-- Bob Bickford, rab@well.sf.ca.us, 1986...
Ahah!
Ah-ah, Mr. Wiiilson. Ah-ah, Mr. Heath.
A half moon is better than no moon at all.
A halted retreat Is nerve-wracking and dangerous. To retain people as men- and maidservants Brings good fortune.
A hamburger by any other name ordinarily costs about twice as much.

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