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A guy has to get fresh once in a while so the girl doesn't lose her confidence.
A guy I know has C:\BELFRY in his PATH on his PC. Why? Because that's where he keeps his .BATs.
A guy is standing in front of his locker at the country club admiring a golf ball he has in his hand.
One of his golfing buddies says to him, "What'd you do, get some new golf balls?" And the guy...
A guy is walking over a bridge, and his wallet falls into the river.
He looks over and sees that the fish are tossing his wallet to each other....
A guy sees a fat lady carrying a duck. The guy says, "What are you doing with that pig?
The fat lady snorts, "That's not a pig, it's a duck....
A guy walked into a bar and said to the bartender, "Since when did you have sawdust on the floor?
That's not sawdust," the bartender said. "It's last night's furniture." -- Joey Adam...
A guy was lost on the Mall by the Washington Monument.
He stopped a policeman and asked, "What side is the State Dept....
A guy went to a party wearing shoes with high heels.
He put peanut butter in the empty space. He sat with one leg crossed over the other so that the peanut butter was plainly visible....
AGWA: Add and Get Wrong Answe
Aha! Another "Undocumented Feature"!

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