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71: 69 with two fingers up your ass. -- George Carli
7:30, Channel 5: The Bionic Dog (Action/Adventure) The Bionic Dog drinks too much and kicks over the National Redwood Forest.
7:30, Channel 5: The Bionic Dog (Action/Adventure) The Bionic Dog gets a hormonal short-circuit and violates the Mann Act with an interstate Greyhound bus.
7/ Cookie pieces contain no calories (the process of breaking allows calorie leakage).
-- DIETING RULES & CALORIE COUNTER...
7 Days without pizza makes one weak...
7. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.
-- One of 21 Thoughts to Get You Through Almost Any Crisi...
7) The car directly in front of you has a flashing right tail light but a steady left tail light.
This means (a) one of the tail lights is broke...
7) "The Hitchhiker's Guide to Alternate Dimensions" by Douglas Adam
8086: The year you finally pay off your computer. 8087
The year you finally pay off your peripherals. 8088...
80% of the final will be on the one lecture you missed and about the one book you didn't read.
-- 1st LAW OF TESTS...

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