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82.8% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
8:30 Chan. 7: Bewitched. Tabitha gets carsick and turns Darin into a plastic bag.
8384 ... the Bup stops here!
8 out of 10 men writes with a Parker pen. What do the others do with it?
8) Pedestrians are (a) irrelevant. (b) communists.
(c) a nuisance. (d) difficult to clean off the front grille....
8/ Simply saying to yourself "I'm on a diet", reduces calories in foods by 50%
elling others you are on diet increases calories by 100%...
8. Things are more like they are today then they have ever been before.
-- One of 21 Thoughts to Get You Through Almost Any Crisi...
8) "This Book Sucks But You'll Probably Buy It Anyway" by Jackie Colli
Amazingly similar to other best-selling books by Collins....
8) Use common sense in routing cable. Avoid wrapping coax around sources of strong electric or magnetic fields.
Do not wrap the cable around flourescent light ballasts or cyclotrons, for examp...
9:00 Chan. 5: I Dream of Jeanie. Jeanie and Major Nelson discover new things to do with Jeanie's bottle.

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