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A Belgian is a hell living on Earth.
A belly button is for salt when you eat celery in bed.
ABEND: [ABnormal END] /o'bend/, /*-bend'/ n. Abnormal termination (of software)
{crash}; {lossage}. Derives from an error message on the IBM 360...
A bending reed does not break. -- Confuciu
A bend in the road is not the end of the road unless you fail to make the turn.
Aberdeen was so small that when the family with the car went on vacation, the gas station and drive-in theatre had to close.
A Bestiary of Plant Eaters: Herb Avore
A best-seller was a book which somehow sold well simply because it was selling well.
-- Daniel Boorsti...
A Betazoid woman, when she goes through this phase, quadruples her sex drive.
"Or more." Or more? You never told me that. "I didn't want to frighten you....
A better world shall emerge based on faith and understanding. -- General Douglas MacArthu

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