Quotations - Laws

Quotations - Laws

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Whenever a system becomes completely defined, someone discovers something which either abolishes the system or expands it beyond recognition.
Brooke's Law...
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
Cannon's Law...
You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you Can't Fool Mom.
Captain Penny's Law...
The only things that start on time are those that you're late for. Cayo's Law
No project was ever completed on time and within budget. Cheops Law
Hot glass looks the same as cold glass. Dominic Cirino's Law of Burnt Finge
When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right.
When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong. Clarke's First Law...
The limits of the possible can only be defined by going beyond them into the
impossible. Clarke's Second Law
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. Clarke's Third Law

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