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If You Want To Feel Great, You Must Eat Something Real Big.
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If you want to feel great, you must eat something real big.
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If you want to feel great, you must eat something real big.
I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.
-- Ed Bluestone...
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To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money- sincerity and integrity.
-- Donald Adam...
The point is, you shouldn't eat things that feel pain.
*BONK!* "Ow!" "Okay, we won't eat you!" --hippie & Bende...
I feel like a wimp going into a restaurant. 'What do you want to eat, sir?
Broccoli?' Broccoli's a side dish! Always has been, always will be! -- Denis Leary...
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I shall come to you in the night and we shall see who is stronger -- a little girl who won't eat her dinner or a great big man with cocaine in his veins.
-- Sigmund Freud, in a letter to his fiancee...
You must dine in our cafeteria. You can eat dirt cheap there!!!!