Quotations - Old

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A virgin is chaste.
A well adjusted person is one who makes the same mistake twice without getting nervous.
A winner never quits. A quitter never wins.
A witty saying proves nothing. -- Voltaire
A wizard cannot do everything; a fact most magicians are reticent to admit, let alone discuss with prospective clients.
Still, the fact remains that there are certain objects, and people, that are...
A woman is like a dresser...some man always goin' through her drawers. -- Blind Lemon Pledge
A woman who is guided by the head and not by the heart is a social pestilence
he has all the defects of the passionate and affectionate woman, with none of her compensatio...
A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe in God.
AMAZING BUT TRUE... If all the salmon caught in Canada in one year were laid end to end across the Sahara Desert, the smell would be absolutely awful.
AMAZING BUT TRUE... There is so much sand in Northern Africa that if it were spread out it would completely cover the Sahara Desert.

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