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A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.
A rumor has it that rumors are just rumors.
A sine curve goes off to infinity or at least the end of the blackboard. -- Prof. Steine
A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam.
A successful [software] tool is one that was used to do something undreamed of by its author.
-- S. C. Johnso...
A toast to the kisses you've snatched and vice-versa.
A transistor protected by a fast-acting fuse will protect the fuse by blowing first.
A triangle which has an angle of 135 degrees is called an obscene triangle.
A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with.
-- Tennessee William...
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