Quotations - Old

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The men sat sipping their tea in silence. After a while the klutz said, "Life is like a bowl of sour cream.
"Like a bowl of sour cream?" asked the other. "Why?" "How should I know? What am I, a ph...
The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. -- R. Bach, "Illusio
The more laws and order are made prominent, the more thieves and robbers there will be.
-- Lao Tsu...
The moss on the tree does not fear the talons of the hawk.
The most common form of marriage proposal: "YOU'RE WHAT!?
The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy.
The only real way to look younger is not to be born so soon.
-- Charles Schulz, "Things I've Had to Learn Over and Over and Ove...
The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless.
-- Chamfo...
The only thing we learn from history is that we learn nothing from history.
-- Hegel I know guys can't learn from yesterday....

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