Quotations - Old

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The opossum is a very sophisticated animal. It doesn't even get up until 5 or 6 p.m.
The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth. -- Niels Boh
The past always looks better than it was. It's only pleasant because it isn't here.
-- Finley Peter Dunne (Mr. Dooley)...
The pleasure is momentary, The position ridiculous, The expense damnable.
-- Chesterfield, on sex...
The primary purpose of the DATA statement is to give names to consta
instead of referring to pi as 3....
The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
The problem...is that we have run out of dinosaurs to form oil with.
The quality of a blow-job is determined by the length of sheet you have to pull out of your ass.
The revolution will not be televised.
The reward of a thing well done is to have done it. -- Emerso

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