Quotations - Old

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We are on the verge: Today our program proved Fermat's next-to-last theorem.
-- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982...
We can defeat gravity. The problem is the paperwork involved.
We can embody the truth, but we cannot know it. -- Yate
We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty! -- Vroomfondel
We don't have to protect the environment -- the Second Coming is at hand. -- James Wa
We don't understand the software, and sometimes we don't understand the hardware, but we can *see* the blinking lights!
We really don't have any enemies. It's just that some of our best friends are trying to kill us.
We took some pictures of the girls, but they weren't developed.
We've just recieved the results of a survey conducted to ascertain the various reasons men get out of bed in the middle of the night.
According to the report, 2% are motivated by a desire to visi...

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