Quotations - Old

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Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, and paradise is when you have none.
-- Doug Larso...
Vail's Second Axiom: The amount of work to be done increases in proportion to the amount of work already completed.
Van Roy's Law: An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
Velilind's Laws of Experimentation: 1. If reproducibility may be a problem, conduct the test only once.
2. If a straight line fit is required, obtain only two data points....
Vidi, vici, veni. (I saw, I conquered, I came.)
Vila: "I think I have just made the biggest mistake of my life.
Orac: "It is unlikely. I would predict there are far greater mistakes waiting to be made by someone with your obvious talent for it....
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent. -- Salvor Hardi
Virtue is its own punishment.
Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by spontaneously moving from where you left them to where you can't find them.
Vote anarchist!

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