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Everyone needs belief in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
How can I love you if you won't lie down?
You can find sympathy between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.
To err is human. To forgive is unusual.
Only those who attempt the absurd can acheive the impossible.
I'm not going deaf. I'm ignoring you.
I'm the person your mother warned you about.
How can I tell you I love you when you're sitting on my face?
God is dead and I want His job.
I can tell you're lying. Your lips are moving.
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