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NEWS FLASH!! Today the East German pole-vault champion became the West German pole-vault champion.
Naeser's Law: You can make it foolproof, but you can't make it damnfoolproof.
Nature abhors a hero. For one thing, he violates the law of conservation of energy.
Nature and nature's laws lay hid in night, God said, "Let Newton be," and all was light.
It did not last; the devil howling "Ho! Let Einstein be!" restored the status quo....
Need money? Sell your corpses to a tin factory.
NetHack is a fantasy, in fact you're dreaming.
NetHack is addictive. Too late, you're already hooked.
Never be led astray onto the path of virtue.
Never call a man a fool. Borrow from him.
Never eat more than you can lift. -- Miss Piggy
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