Quotations - Old

Quotations - Old

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Prostitution is the only business where you can go into the hole and still come out ahead.
Pryor's Observation: How long you live has nothing to do with how long you are going to be dead.
Psychiatrists say that one out of four people are mentally ill.
Check three friends. If they're ok, you're it....
Psychiatrists say that one out of four people are mentally ill. Check
Push something hard enough and it will fall over.
Putt's Law: Technology is dominated by two types of people
Those who understand what they do not manage. Those who manage what they do not understand....
Q: Do you know how to tell a Polack at a cockfight?
A: He's the only one with a duck. Q: Do you know how to tell an Aggie at a cockfight?...
Q: Do you know what the death rate around here is? A: One per person.
Q: How can you tell when a WASP is sexually aroused? A: By the stiff upper lip.
Q: How do you play religious roulette? A: You stand around in a circle and blaspheme and see who gets struck by lightning first.

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