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• Hibbert: Aaah. Diagnosis -- delicious. Homer: I've got the presciption for you, another hot beef injection!
  Wiggum: Uuuh, Homer? Bring me another one of those....
• Love isn't hopeless. Look, maybe I'm no expert on the subject, but there was one time I got it right.
  -- Homer Simpson Another Simpson's Clip Show...
• Apu: Well, time to replenish the hot dog roller. La, la -- oops [drops a hot dog] Oh, no -- it is encrusted with filth.
  [blows it off] Oh well, let's sell it anyway....
• Smithers: [feeding him] Here comes the endangered condor into the power lines.
  .. I've got Bobo hot from the dryer. Careful not to burn yourself on his eye....
• Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
  (takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
• Marge: [sighs] ...and then they gave me back my $500 investment and kicked me out of the club.
  Homer: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Back up a bit now....
• Golf, there's a thing that torments you and won't let you enjoy yourself.
  You've got to relax. I got out of this country's worst sand trap with just one stroke....
• Unlike most of you, I am not a nut. -- Homer Simpson Homer's Odyssey
• Homer: Ehh, someone had to take the babysitter home.
  Then I noticed she was sitting on the gummi Venus, so I grabbed it off her....