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The only secure computer is one that's unplugged, locked in a safe, and buried 20 feet under the ground in a secret location.
.. and I'm not even too sure about that one" -- Dennis Huges, FBI....
Your mom is a monolithic kernel!
My mind is glowing.
You're not paranoid. The world _IS_ fucked.
If marijuana makes life feel like a video game, LSD is the Game Genie.
All crimes should be treasured, if they bring thee pleasure somehow.
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs." -- Lily Tomli
1 out of every 5 people thinks the other 4 are idiots.
We will talk about time travel yesterday.
Dinner: a healthy part of this complete breakfast.
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