Random Fortunes

Cry the day, than Babelfish it scrambles up gi.
When going on vacation, be sure to leave cans of dog food and a can opener where your dog can easily reach them.
Smoke crack and worship Satan.
Howdy Gangstaz!
Sorry, we can't ship caffeine products to Sweden or Belgium.
There is no answer. There is no question.
Pillage before you burn.
That's it, one more failed relationship and I'm dropping acid!
If one wants to rid oneself of an unbearable oppression, one needs hashish." -- Nietzsche

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